Online articles start with a question and bulleted list because:

• Search engine optimization is usurping creative thought.

• Money is more important than content.

• The internet is no longer a place of information but exists now solely for capitalistic gain.

• Lists are easy to read and so the rest of the article can be total crap and no one will notice.

• Google started putting lists at the top of search results and as you’ll read below...Google is God. We must appease and conform.

Now I give you a little song and dance about how important some products are in my life. Will I be selling you overpriced sheets or an “on point” coffee table made out of particle board that you don’t need? I don’t buy any of this crap myself. I prefer to thrift shop or go to garage sales because it’s more fun, and let's face it...I have a liberal arts degree. My furniture never matched. Read the following subheadings to learn more!

How Do You Make Money Writing for a Penny or Two a Word?

Because you don’t reakady care it theare are mis pellings or you grammae is nt good cause its all about the worD count! Just so long as it passes Copyleaks’s plagiarism scan. Grammer don’t matter as I right from the comfort of my VIG Furniture Tempo White Top Grain Italian Leather Living Room Sectional Sofa with Adjustable Headrests!

How Do Vague, Free Domain Images Replace Content?

Why Are All These Subheadings Written as Questions?

Because people Google questions, not comments. Whatever I write in this section should answer a simple Google query. Whether we like it or not, Google is God – but isn’t a creationist, just a dictator.

And, yes... I’m biting the hand that feeds me.